I know the fact that everyone at Pearson Hardman storms into the bathroom to have confrontations makes it the riskiest place for Harvey and Mike to have sex. But that doesn’t stop me from thinking that Harvey loves to pull Mike by the tie into a stall and fuck him senseless while covering his mouth so he’s not too loud.
through season 8 i was really out here starting to ship donna and harvey and then mike shows up for *ONE* goddamn episode and i’m right back on the marvey ship likes it’s the fucking titanic
That old cliché:
Mike: (stumbles into a work meeting, clearly disheveled, embarassed) Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff.
Harvey: (Walks in, cool as a cucumber and not a hair out of place): I’m stuff.
I think it’s unlikely that Patrick and Gabriel were each other’s dates to the Golden Globes but they sure did the red carpet photo op together.
I just think this is a very important image.
Mike: We should get married.
Harvey: Mike, we’ve known each other for a month.
Mike: I know, and I think I’ve shown incredible restraint in waiting this long to ask.
Offscreen season 5 conversation between Mike and Harvey, probably.
(Sweet, forgiving, too decent) Mike: Hey I know this bit with Trevor’s gonna be tough and I understand you have to attack his credibility but he did used to be my oldest friend so maybe try to leave some shread of his dignity intact?
Harvey: (with a shark like smile and a malicious glint in his eyes that suggests he has been preparing for this exact moment since birth)
Harvey: No.
opposing lawyer: you guys defrauded the legal system and i won’t let you get away with it
harvey (unprompted): UM DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING BAD ABOUT MIKE ROSS? MIKE ROSS IS A GODDAMN SAINT. MIKE ROSS HAS NEVER HURT A FLY. MIKE ROSS IS THE BEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. HE IS A VERY GOOD BOY AND HE IS MY LITTLE BABYGIRL AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS BLINK IN HIS DIRECTION I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
Bruh, do you ever stand in front of prison gates with your best buddy, who’s just as guilty of the crime as you but you martyred yourself to keep him out, and reassure him that it was all worth it and that if you could do it all again, you would? Oh, and you left your fiancée standing at the altar two hours ago. And-